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This is a transcript for the third episode of the Pixel T.V. series

Fireball Pixel-You're telling me that you stopped the virus that corrupted me.

Pixel-Yeah.

Lego Pixel-Pretty much.

Wixel-Hey, not to ruin the mood, but we have a crest to find.

Pixel-Wait, since when?

Wixel-When we killed that virus in the junkyard, we left the crest there.No matter what, you have to get that crest. The fate of a pixel is at stake, and we can't let the viruses get there first!

Pixel-We have to get it! Quick, all forces to the junkyard!

Money Pixel-I think you're forgetting the fact that we're stuck to the ground.

Rixel-I'm not!

Money Pixel-How'd you get off the ground?

Rixel-I had a spatula.

Wixel-Ok, the viruses will beat us there on foot, so we need to go to the Warehouse.

Rixel-NO! It's cold in there!

Wixel-I have some...speed boosters in there.

Rixel-LIKE A TANK!

Wixel-The tank is built to MY measurements.

Rixel-So there IS a tank!

Wixel-You wouldn't fit. However, You have a motorcycle.

Rixel-It isn’t a tank...

Wixel-Oh shut up.

Pixel-What do I have?

Wixel-I'm pretty sure you have a jet.

Pixel-NICE!

Fireball Pixel-And what do I have?

Wixel-I would say feet, but I'm not sure we have any.

Ninja Pixel-I can go too.

Rixel-You're too slow. Not even a ninja could get there in time.

Ninja Pixel-I have my own motorcycle.

Rixel-Since when?!

Ninja Pixel-Since I realized how merchandisable it was. Think of all the money I could make from low quality action toys.

Wixel-Alright, the four of you go to the scrapyard and retrieve the crest. Money Pixel and I will do our best to get unstuck before a car comes along.

Fireball Pixel-You mean five?

Wixel-Sure. Just remember the plan.

Pixel-Got it.

Out of the warehouse, Rixel and Ninja Pixel ride their motorcycles to the scrapyard, While Pixel, Fireball Pixel and Lego Pixel use Pixel's jet.

Lego Pixel-I'm not so sure it was a good idea to ride on the back of a jet!

Pixel-Your loss!

Rixel-We've got arsonists up ahead!

Ninja Pixel-Arsonists?

The four ride through a horde of Fire Doom Sparks

Pixel-Guys, go as fast as we can!

Ninja Pixel-Roger that!

Rixel-They're gaining on us!

Pixel, Fireball Pixel, Lego Pixel, Ninja Pixel and Rixel-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Ninja Pixel-We're almost there!

Lego Pixel-We need to hold them off! Pixel, full speed ahead! Ninja Pixel, Rixel, step on the brakes!

The jet crashes in the junk pile, causing Fireball Pixel to fly off, and Ninja Pixel and Rixel prepare to hold off the horde of sparks. Ninja Pixel pulls out a katana and Rixel takes out his chainsaw spear. Fireball Pixel groans in pain.

Lego Pixel-Oww...

Pixel-Look, the crest!

Naalc-Hehehehe

Naalc, Rexla, Axis and Elexus are seen in the CropperChopper.

Pixel-It's more of those viruses!

Lego Pixel-What're they doing here!

Naalc-When Rayzar fought you, he put a tracker on the six of you. We knew once you freed Fireball Pixel that you would go after Razareth's crest.

Rexla-We followed you to wherever Razareth landed, which turned out to be this trash heap.

Naalc-Axis! Elexus! Get down there and make sure that we get the crest!

Axis and Elexus-On it!

Pixel-That purple one's the leader...

The scene switches to Ninja Pixel and Rixel

Ninja Pixel-How do we stop these things! They're like an angry pack of wolves!

Rixel-Wait... That's it!

Ninja Pixel-What's it?

Fireball Pixel-As it turns out, I'M NOT IMMUNE TO FIRE! AAAGGGHH!

Rixel-Go into the trash heap and build a sled! Just trust me!

The scene switches back to Pixel and Lego Pixel

Lego Pixel-These two are like an angry pack of wolves! How do we stop them!

Pixel-Wait that's it! DOG TREATS!

Rixel-Take the dog treats!

Ninja Pixel steals the dog treats

Pixel-Oh COME ON!

Naalc-Rexla-Drop the hook and get the crest!

Rexla-Doing it now!

Pixel-They're getting away with the crest!

Elexus-That was the objective!

Pixel-...

Elexus-...

Pixel kicks Elexus and runs to the hook

Elexus-AFTER THAT PIXEL!

Naalc (on transmission to Elexus)-No. Let him come. HE was the objective.

Axis-Elexus-Get over here!

Elexus-Why?

Axis-Watch me destroy this loser!

Elexus-Unnecessary. We got what we came for.

Axis-I understand.

The two viruses leave, and capture Pixel.

Lego Pixel-Guys, bad news-THEY HAVE PIXEL! Guys?

Then, a sleigh pulled by the Fire Doom Sparks rams into the CropperChopper, and Pixel falls out holding the crest. He lands safely in the sleigh.

Lego Pixel-WOOHOO! YEAH!

Naalc-HEY! I was gonna pay you in silver for this!

Ninja Pixel-Yeah? Well we paid them with DOG TREATS!

A spark pants like a dog as he eats a dog treat

Naalc-We have to go back for the crest!

Rexla-On it!

Suddenly, a MechDragon rams into the CropperChopper and Money Pixel is een piloting it.

Rixel-How'd you ever get off the road?

Wixel appears in his tank.

Wixel-We got hit by a car!

Naalc-WHAT! Since when did they have vehicles! They’re gonna have so much dominance over the city with their cheaply produced toys! FALL BACK!

The CropperChopper leaves unsuccessful in their plan, but is now prepared for the team's vehicles.

Money Pixel-We did it! Kind of!

Ninja Pixel-Well, we got the crest, so our objective is complete.

Lego Pixel-I'm trying to break it but this thing is stiff!

Pixel-Rixel, you're up.

Rixel takes his hat and puts it over the crest. Immediately, piles of weapons start falling on the crest, an under a huge pile, it eventually breaks. Out of it comes a purple pixel.

Lego Pixel-Um...I think there's someone inside...

Fireball Pixel-Well no duh.

Pixel-Um...who are you?

Grape Pixel-Um... Grape Pixel?

Wixel-Welcome back to society.

Grape Pixel-This is society? Man, it's literal trash.