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Rixel-KILL THEM ALL!

Wixel-Normally, I would tell you to drop your weapons and take a timeout handcuffed to a pole for a half hour, but right now, KILL THEM ALL!

Knight Pixel-I got the pink one!

Knight Pixel kills the pink one.

Spike Pixel-I got the green one!

Spike Pixel kills the green one.

Money Pixel-I got the red one!

Money Pixel kills the red one.

Grape Pixel-I got the blue one!

The blue one punches Grape Pixel, so Rixel kills it.

Grape Pixel-Way to steal my thunder.

Naalc-Circuit Breaker too?! You've taken down every warrior I've sent to face you! And Circuit Breaker had hype towards their character! How? HOW!

Pixel-That's because we have brain cells.

Naalc-You cleaved my army, so now I'll destroy yours!

Pixel-It was five viruses. Not sure if that’s an army.

Naalc summons several Wormhole Orbs, and throws one at Lego Pixel.

Money Pixel-Pixel, we have to get in close!

Pixel-Then let's do it!

The two grab hold of Naalc's arms.

Pixel-Guys, make your shots!

Wixel comes in close with the Jagged Blade, but Naalc hits him first. Naalc then takes a wormhole orb and drops it on Money Pixel, sending him elsewhere.

Pixel-NO!

Grape Pixel-Everybody Protect Pixel!

Pixel-Why me?

Grape Pixel-I've seen Naalc's plans. They're after YOU!

Spike Pixel-GUYS! RUN! Never mind.

Spike Pixel runs to take Pixel's hit.

Spike Pixel-Suck it you plagued eggplant!

Naalc-Who's next...how about YOU!

Knight Pixel-Why me?

Naalc throws two orbs to hit Grape Pixel and Pixel, only for Rixel and Knight Pixel to take the hits.

Wixel-Uh...guys?

Pixel-What?

Naalc isn't after you, Pixel...he's after everyone else!

Grape Pixel-Wait, what?!

Wixel-While we've been uselessly sacrificing ourselves, it's only been minimizing the competition, and with Naalc after Pixel, we were only pawns in his plan! We made sure that Naalc got the fight they wanted!

Pixel-Wixel, look out!

Wixel is hit.

Grape Pixel-I thought that they were after you!

Pixel-Not after we learned the plan. Now RUN!

The two escape to 8-BIT.

Grape Pixel-Of all the places, why the city full of targets?

Pixel-Because Naalc only wants me, and to worm through an entire city unnoticed would be impossible.

Grape Pixel-Actually, I was ambushed in the city without anyone noticing.

Pixel-Then we can stay long enough to get reinforcements.

Grape Pixel-Or we could just get donuts.

Pixel orders a strawberry donut, and Grape Pixel orders a blueberry one. They sit in a booth when they see Spike Pixel.

Pixel-Spike Pixel, over here!

Spike Pixel-Wait, guys? Where's everyone else?

Grape Pixel-Worm-holed somewhere.

Pixel-How'd you end up here?

Spike Pixel-, well, Naalc only wanted us away from the fight, so our location was random. I ended up in some boring government building, so I jumped out the window and landed face first in front of here. I then ordered a glazed/jelly donut that was a product error. I hope they start selling those one day. It was good.

Grape Pixel-Actually the sacrifices were used to lessen Naalc's opponents, and with us shielding Pixel, then Naalc got what they wanted-little competition.

Pixel-We still have a chance. I noticed a few rocks back there that would make good hiding spots.

Spike Pixel-You're telling me that we wasted time talking when I could be fighting an unstoppable overlord? Let's go!

The three return from the donut store and dramatically walk to Naalc when Spike Pixel burps.

Spike Pixel-Now I know why they don't sell these in stores...

Naalc-You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to-

Grape Pixel-The physical embodiment of rabies?

Naalc-What-NO!

Spike Pixel-What is it with you and rabies!

Naalc-Hey former servant-TAKE THIS!

Pixel-NO!

Pixel takes the hit, and spawns in the donut store.

Pixel-That went well.

Naalc-Now for me to finish this, so that the 1v1 war can begin, and end.

Spike Pixel-If there's anything more painful than stepping on a Lego Brick, it's stepping on ME SUCKA! Oh wait, you don't have feet.

Naalc-Or I could just leave.

Grape Pixel-Over my dead Body! Oh wait...

Naalc punches Grape Pixel, and sends him flying through the sand, burying his lower half.

Spike Pixel-Grape Pixel isn't that much of an accomplishment. he's like the video game tutorial.

Grape Pixel-HEY!

Spike Pixel-I'm more of the level one soldier.

Naalc-Oh, wow.

Spike Pixel is stuck in the sand too.

Pixel-Guys!

Grape Pixel-No! Don't battle him! Naalc has the matchup he wants!

Spike Pixel-For once Grape Pixel's right! You're too weak to fight the final boss! You're only a level one starter character!

Grape Pixel and Pixel-SHUT IT SPIKE PIXEL!

Naalc uses their arm to grab Pixel, and is ready to use the last orb to send them to the virus castle.

Naalc-When I send you to the virus castle, you probably won't have a home planet.

Pixel-Wait, what?

Naalc-There's an entire city of potential enemies, and when I destroy your home, I'm gonna enjoy it.

Pixel-But won't you need more crests?

Once I steal your soul,I won't need any more crests. There won't be anyone to fight.

Naalc goes to punch Pixel and send them both to the castle, but his arm is stopped by a blue force.

Naalc-NO! I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME MONOLOGUING!

Ninja Pixel (hiding behind a rock)-Actually, we've been here for the past hour waiting for this moment.

Cyan wind blows a sandstorm, and Grape Pixel and Spike Pixel are freed.

Naalc-I can't see a thing!

Ninja Pixel (currently cloaked)-That's the point of a sandstorm.

Naalc's arms are ripped off by the blue energy, and the first of the two Pixels is revealed to be Rexla's former crest, Graviton.

Naalc-Graviton! Curse you Rexla! Oh what, is that one Ninja loser here too?

Ninja Pixel-Ya know, If you keep rolling your eyes, you might find that you don't have a brain.

Naalc-What?! I was being sarcastic!

Spike Pixel-Hey you moldy grape, come here!

Grape Pixel-Which grape?

Spike Pixel-BOTH OF YOU!

Grape Pixel (silently to Spike Pixel)-So what's the plan?

Spike Pixel-We're the diversions. Let's hope the others can catch on.

Grape Pixel-Come at us you demented chalkboard!

Spike Pixel-Needs improvement.

Ninja Pixel-The arms! Graviton, hold the arms!

Graviton freezes the arms in place as Naalc keeps spawning more of them, so Ninja Pixel continues to sever them from the body.

Ninja Pixel-Pixel, take the opening!

Pixel grabs Rixel's idle Chainsaw spear.

Pixel-Up until now, I thought that I was just another Pixel in the crowd. Looking at me now, when I have friends by my side and I'm about to beat a maniacal supervillain, I realize that-

Ninja Pixel-QUIT MONOLOGUING AND USE THE FRICKING SPEAR!

Pixel-OK!

Pixel uses the spear, but Naalc starts to break free and moves the hit to the latter's arm.

Spike Pixel-NO!

Naalc-And here I thought you were something...

Naalc uses the last orb in their own hand to summon them away.

Grape Pixel-We failed. We lost...everything...the team, the fight...we lost.

Pixel-Up until now, I thought that I was just another Pixel in the crowd. Looking at me now, when I have friends by my side and we're prepared to beat a maniacal supervillain, I realize that we aren't just some random pixels...we're the only hope 8-BIT has left.

Grape Pixel-So we find the rest of the team, we get stronger,-

Ninja Pixel-And for 8-BIT’s sake stop monologing.

Pixel-Then let's do it.

END CREDITS SCENE

Spike Pixel-Wait a second...the popsicle weirdo said that you were dead...what happened...

Ninja Pixel's eyes flash blue.