Pikes and Spikes/Transcript

Grape Pixel-So this is just a scrapyard.

Pixel-Yep.

Wixel-What happened to you?

Grape Pixel-It's a long story.

Pixel-And it's a story we're willing to listen to.

Grape Pixel-It was the year of 2000 something. I was skateboarding like an ordinary kid at the time, when I stumbled upon 3 viruses, vandalizing a comic book store. I (of course) picked a fight with them... (his narration ends and the story dialogue begins)

Razareth (currently crestless)-Get lost you purple loser.

Grape Pixel-Make me kid!

Grape Pixel is thrown in a jail cell with Knight Pixel and Spike Pixel

Grape Pixel-So, how long have you been stuck here?

Spike Pixel-I dunno. Years. That's for sure.

Grape Pixel-Well what's the newest technology

Knight Pixel-A Raspberry Phone

Spike Pixel-A floppy disk. Wait, what's a phone?

Grape Pixel, so Knight Pixel's been in here since 1999, and Rabies Pixel has been in here since -67 BC.

Spike Pixel-What do you mean NEGATIVE 67 BC, and I'm SPIKE Pixel, not Rabies Pixel...

Grape Pixel-Well you never told me your names, so I just implied.

Spike Pixel-How do I look like rabies...

Knight Pixel-Honestly, you kinda resemble-

Spike Pixel-SHUT UP!

Grape Pixel-So how are we breaking out...

Knight Pixel-I kept a wall of scratches to mark the days in here, but then I ran out of wall.

Grape Pixel-We at least get to eat in here, right?

Knight Pixel-We get glop.

Grape Pixel-What's glop?

Knight Pixel-We don't know, but as a game, we try to figure out what's in it.

Spike Pixel-One time I got a bunch of calamine lotion in mine.

Knight Pixel-And once there was a spider egg sac.

Grape Pixel-Hold on...I think I know how to get outta here.

Knight Pixel-How?

That night, when they all have their glop, Spike Pixel taste tests it.

Spike Pixel-There's calamine lotion in Knight Pixel's.

Grape Pixel-Then we have a chance.

The three apply Knight Pixel's glop to themselves, and slip through the bars. Knight Pixel steals a gladius, but in doing so, they trigger the alarms. Spike Pixel and Grape Pixel hide behind a column, while Knight Pixel poses as the head of a headless statue. The viruses spot them almost immediately, and the three fight them. Knight Pixel is punched so hard, they fly out of the castle. The gates start closing, and both remaining pixels know that they won't be fast enough. Grape Pixel kicks Spike Pixel so hard that they fly out of the castle.

Spike Pixel-Grape Pixel-NO!

Grape Pixel-I can last a little longer in a cell! You can't!

Razareth grabs Grape Pixel and repeatedly punches Grape Pixel, and it is senn until the gate closes.

The scene switches to Grape Pixel inside a glass cage.

Grape Pixel-This is your next best cell?

Razareth-It's not a cell. It's a power boosting chamber.

Grape Pixel-You're boosting my power?

Razareth-No. I'm boosting MINE!

Grape Pixel's physical embodiment and life force are draned, and transformed into a crest.

The story ends, and the team looks sorry for him.

Grape Pixel-Save it.

Pixel-Huh?

Grape Pixel frantically runs around the scrapyard, and grabs a bunch of metal plates. He also grabs a flashlight.

Grape Pixel-Do you have foil?

Wixel-Um...Here dude...

Wixel hands him and Effort Candy wrapper.

Grape Pixel draws on the flashlight.

Pixel-What's he doing?

Grape Pixel shines the light on the foil, and angles it to an apartment. In the apartment is Spike Pixel, who gets the light in his eye.

Spike Pixel-Agh! Wait, am I seeing things or is there a message in there?

He takes a picture of it.

Spike Pixel-Wait...that was the world's worst selfie...hold on...

He actually takes the picture.

Spike Pixel-Come to the...scrapyard? Knight Pixel better hear about this...

Back at the junkyard, the seven pixels wait, but out of nowhere, two figures appear.

Knight Pixel-No way...

Spike Pixel-It can't be...

Knight and Spike Pixel-GRAPE PIXEL!

Knight Pixel-Now that you're back, we can go for revenge!

Spike Pixel-Hold on, we've been sitting on our couch eating potato chips for seven years. And anyways, we're even more outnumbered than before!

Grape Pixel-Actually, I'd like to introduce you to the psychopaths that freed me.

Pixel-Yo.

Spike Pixel-We're still outnumbered you know.

Pixel-Actually, while you three were having the world's worst reunion, I was somewhat actually listening.

Grape Pixel-And?

Pixel-I think I know how to get you revenge, but we'll need some help.